HEROFACE UPDATE; MAY

PRIME MINISTER MUNNE PUBLISHES DETAILS OF EVERY REGISTERED PARAHUMAN IN UK

In an attempt to dissuade further riotting, the Government has published a public list of all registered Parahumans, their occupations, and criminal history. Despite many companies stating that this will not affect employment, four thousand Parahuman firings occurred within the month, and over thirty Parahuman suicides.

Headmaster Otkid has called the list “absurd, childish, and insultingly dangerous.”

ECO-TERRORIST DRYAS DESTROYS DRILLING OPERATION IN DENMARK

The mysterious green anarchist Dryas has claimed responsibility for the arson and destruction of a corporate oil drilling operation off the coast of Denmark. In a blog, the unknown terrorist claims full responsibility for “cutting the parasitical lifeline you monsters use to drain our planet dry”. This is the 17th eco-crime they have claimed responsibility for.

Four were killed in the arson.

Ether has confirmed they are actively looking for Dryas.

HUMANITY LEAGUE POLITICIAN FOUND DEAD IN SWINDON

The body of MP Donald Granger was found strangely crushed between two terraced houses.  The occupants described strange sensations during the night, and in the morning discovered their homes had moved three feet towards each other, sealing an alley.

Granger, 51, had publicly denounced Parahuman rights, and had been seen active during the London Humanity League riots. The Metropolitan Police claimed that Granger had sent emails coordinating the riots, and had dummy accounts in Parahuman chat groups.

Prime Minister Munne reported that she had received a “bodily possession” of Granger’s delivered directly to Downing Street, alongside a “threatening letter” from “Parahuman Terrorists”. A distorted video of The Alpha also claimed responsibility for the murder, stating that “your prejudice ends now, or this continues”.

STRUCTURE EXCAVATED IN ARMENIA

Crystalline debris from The Peacock’s citadel has been gathered from around Mount Ararats in Armenia, and studied. Dr. Mariam Larchian of Yerevan State University reported that the crystal was unusually dense, possessing a molecular composition that should render it as tough as diamonds, but samples proved fragile and easily crushed, as if they were missing the metaphysical condition that made them tough. The crystals were deceased inorganics, their chemical composition showing that the structure had once been alive.

“Strangely, the chemical composition contained what could only be called “text”, something similar to modern computer coding, a message written inside the creature’s very makeup. At first this made no sense, until we started treating the citadel fragments like a computer, where code is vital; we realized that the crystal’s veins were much like wires and circuitry, even perforating into the Earth. We estimate some growths spread fibre thin as far as two miles deep into the Earth’s crust.
Whatever the message inside the organism was, it was important enough to impale deep into the planet.”

The coding inside the structure has yet to be decoded.

“JOHN DOE” OCTOGENARIAN LEAVES MILLION POUNDS TO COLLECTIVE

An unnamed man in a retirement home in Somerset has, via a will, left his belongings to the Parahuman “terrorist” organization known as The Collective, famous for being the militant followers of wanted criminal The Alpha. The gentleman’s identity was unknown even by those employed by the Beehive Care Home; “He joined the home with a cash lump sum in the late 1990s, we didn’t ask any questions back then. He was kind and courteous and quiet. He kept himself to himself, just writing and reading and drawing. He always paid in time with cash. There were few reasons to ask further questions. We called him John Doe, he liked that.”

John Doe’s autopsy revealed his stomach was filled with unusual items; bricks, chunks of an iron anchor, and parts of several 1970s cars. Doctors are baffled.

In his will, John Doe left his belongings to two major inheritors; his travel case, which contained roughly 30,000 pounds in unmarked bills, was left to the care home, and a key for a metal lock box was left to, strangely, Parahuman organization The Collective. On closer inspection, the key is one of three needed alongside a numerical combination for a Swiss Bank Vault. The Union Bank of Switzerland has confirmed that the vault contains property totalling over a million pounds in value. It is unknown who has access to the other keys.

The man is believed to have been the author of the popular “Hungry Imp” children’s books, whose anonymous author has been a mystery for decades. 

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CONFIRMED ATTENDANTS FOR NOVEMBER REUNION

• Anna Winter, aka Empress, School Headmistress
• Mr Otkid, School Headmaster
• Edward De Vere, aka Chronos
• Lord George Williams Pendlebrook, aka Overlord, Guest
• Mallen Monday
• Daisy Raine, Reprieve, Medical Expert
• Rose Raine, Respite, Medical Expert
• Arthur Andrews, aka Eroder, School Engineer
• Edward Zymmer, aka Catalyst, Sociological Pundit
• Penny Monday, aka Paradox
• Misty Monday, aka Whisper
• Mike Dodson, aka Sparks, Electrical Entrepreneur
• Jackie Pearlman, aka Bouncer, Electrical Engineer
• Francis Foster, aka Receiver, School Counselor
• Eleanor Addison-Winthrope, aka Conductor, Musical Producer
• Mark Challinor, aka Tommy, ex London Metropolitan Police
• Constance Golightly, aka Ghost, Guest
• Johnny B Good, Musician
• ictoria Bailey, aka Vixen, Private Detective
• Kip Spriggan, aka Seedling, Teacher
• Flavia Charbonnet, aka Esprit
• John Burton, aka Fireball, Guest
• Bryan McBride, aka Crossfire
• Crystal, aka Phaser, Government Employee
• Ariadne Smith, Bespoke Goth Clothing and Crafts Designer
• Jasper Salvos, aka Diamantium, Guest
• Roberta Darren, aka Charm, Guest
• Stephanie Hart, aka Silvertongue, Guest
• River, Guest
• Forest, Guest
• Nona Thomas, aka Fateweaver, Student
• Isabelle Wolfe, aka Hexacode, Student
• Malachi Rowan Monday Raine, aka Conduit, Student
• Mallory Rose Monday Raine, aka Spike, Student
• Ashot Siramarg, Student
• Victoria Mueller, aka Hydra
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